How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.