Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

Why is there no Windows 9 ?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.