Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Decaf coffee.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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I would like to help with house #7.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.