What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9