Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.