How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.