How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

Strain Jokes More Strain Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

plague-arism