Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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I have no Idea.

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!