Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener