How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Who drives?

The police officer

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener