What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.