Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!