Because they have nothing to fret about!
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Coffee Mug
A: Because no one will look for them.
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
A: Violists.
A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
No weigh...
With erections.
Work over time
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"
A Ronda Rousey fight.