Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.