What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Report Card Jokes More Report Card Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D