Report Card Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

January Jokes More January Jokes

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.