What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.