What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!