What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.