What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"