What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)