Flavor Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Umami Jokes More Umami Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Flavor Gum Jokes More Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.