Flavor Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!"

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff