Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

President Jokes More President Jokes

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.