Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call an ex-Muslim?

A Waslim

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.