Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Big Red Jokes More Big Red Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Dawg Jokes More Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

What's up dawg?

Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk