Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

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What's up dawg?

Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Fo Drizzle Jokes More Fo Drizzle Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Snoop Dawg Jokes More Snoop Dawg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Big Red Jokes More Big Red Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo