Big Red Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Dawg Jokes More Dawg Jokes

What's up dawg?

Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

Dey Jokes More Dey Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.