What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means