What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

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Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.