North Pole Jokes

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

Who Went to The North Pole?

He isn't doing so hot.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear