Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman