How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Previous Random Joke Next
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Private Eye Jokes More Private Eye Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy