How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.