How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out