How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil