How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer