How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.