How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

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What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!