How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!