What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.