What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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The Devil has standards.

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A swallow

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The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.