Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
The Devil has standards.
The lift attendants have jobs.
A swallow
He had to swallow his pride!
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.