What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a turlte that flies?

a shellocopter. damn homies

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.