What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.