What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.