How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

mozzarella-ella-ella

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.