Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Whats a frogs favourite website??

REDDIT

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.