Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What else?

You've walked out of wife"

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.