What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat