What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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What about that rad drum?

Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !