What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its