Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl?

you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.