Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

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How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado