Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE