What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.