What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...