Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!