What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Knee Fish Jokes More Knee Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....