A Two-knee fish!.....
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.
And the answer is, 'Knee'
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
To get to the other tide!
Cuatro cincos.
He had too much to drink before he went swimming!
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)