Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-