Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

A beer-a-cuda !

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.