Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!