Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.