Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!