What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.