When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What is the movie name?

Independence Day