When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)