What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What happens when a lamppost breaks?

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They don't.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.