What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

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He got hurt from harmful rays

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Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

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9/11

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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Freud

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Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.