What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.